What Would Jesus NOT Do

GROSS

2009-02-09T22:28:00.010-05:00

Last night at the Grammys, MIA performed while she was 9 months pregnant. Her baby was actually due that day.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

i'm at a loss of words... no wait i found some:

OMG THIS IS NASTY EW GROSS DOUBLE GROSS WTF PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU NASTY SRI LANKAN BOOTY SCRATCHIN WHORE ALL THE REST OF YOUR SONGS SUCK YOU GAY SACK OF FUCKIN SHIT FART KNOCKIN DOUCHEY TOOL NUGGET

thank you cum again.

p.s. Jesus would not

wear revealing clothes with a gross body
perform 9 months pregnant
post this shit on his blog
react how i did

p.p.s. the "Rap Pack" performance was fuckin sweet

swearing

2009-02-09T22:04:00.011-05:00

Every single fuckin curse word from every episode of The Sopranos in rapid succession and in chronological order. It's 30 fuckin minutes long.

Jesus would never swear.
i of course have watched every fuckin episode of The Sopranos religiously. and i swear all the fuckin time.

My First Post

2009-02-09T19:58:00.003-05:00

here is my first post. woohoo!!! jesus would not celebrate something as miniscule as a first blog post.

that is the point of this blog. over the years i realize i've done a lot of bad things. some might even say horrible, sinful things. things that Jesus would have never done. so, i'm documenting my experiences here on this blog, to share to the world.

i banged a fat chick once. Jesus wouldn't of done that.

as i was saying, jesus would have never banged a fatty. but let's just pretend and say that he DID in fact at one point in time have sex with a morbidly obese woman. he would at least have enough respect not to post a picture of her, right? well, i do not.
^^^this is her. do not judge me.

last but not least, i will NOT tolerate haters. Jesus tolerated haters, and they killed him.
I WILL DESTORY ALL HATERS!!!!!!!!!